Your Website IsAbout to Get Roasted
Paste your website URL and get a savage AI video roast with voice narration, meme popups, score breakdowns, and optional fix recommendations.
Three Steps toEmotional Damage
No fluff. No setup. Just paste, process, and prepare to be roasted.
Paste Your URL
Drop your website URL into the roast machine. No setup, no account required to start.
We grab your site, screenshot it, and prep it for the most honest review it's ever had.
AI Does the Dirty Work
Our AI analyzes design, trust signals, speed, conversion, mobile UX, SEO, and messaging.
It's scanning for every reason a visitor might bounce — and writing jokes about each one.
Get Your Roast
Receive a meme-style roast video with AI voice narration, score breakdowns, and optional fix report.
Funny enough to share with your team. Useful enough to actually fix things.
No credit card required for the free preview.
Pick Your Level ofEmotional Damage
No subscriptions. No recurring charges. Pay once, get roasted forever.
Free Preview
No credit card required
"Just a taste of the damage."
- 15-second roast preview
- Quick overall verdict
- Teaser score snapshot
- Full roast video
- AI voice narration
- Downloadable assets
Full Roast Video
One-time payment
"The full roast. No mercy."
- Full meme-style roast video
- AI voice narration
- Background music
- Meme image popups
- Downloadable video file
- Written fix report
Full Roast + Fix Report
One-time payment
"Roasted AND redeemed."
- Everything in Full Roast Video
- Written breakdown report
- Prioritized fix list
- Conversion & trust recommendations
- UX & copy improvements
- Downloadable PDF report
Not Your Average Audit
See how we turn boring website analysis into an entertaining, shareable experience
"Brutally honest. Surprisingly useful."
Overall Score
Live Transcript
Your call-to-action is hiding harder than Bigfoot.
This homepage explains less than a vague Facebook status.
Your site loads like it's waiting for permission from 2007.
Google looked at this page and kept walking.
What We Roast
Our AI analyzes every aspect of your website and delivers brutally honest feedback
First Impression
Analyzes what visitors see in the first 3 seconds and whether it makes them want to stay or bounce.
"Currently giving 'I made this in 2003' vibes."
Design
Evaluates visual hierarchy, color choices, typography, spacing, and overall aesthetic quality.
"This layout is more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles."
Trust
Checks whether your site looks credible enough for someone to hand over money.
"Currently giving strong 'random guy with a business card' energy."
Conversion
Examines CTAs, value propositions, friction points, and whether visitors know what to do next.
"Your CTA is playing hide and seek. And winning."
Mobile UX
Tests mobile responsiveness, touch targets, readability, and overall mobile experience.
"Mobile users are getting a workout just trying to tap your buttons."
Speed
Measures page load time, performance metrics, and whether visitors will wait or leave.
"This site loads like it's being delivered by carrier pigeon."
SEO
Reviews meta tags, headings, content structure, and whether Google can actually find you.
"Google looked at this and decided to recommend your competitors instead."
Messaging / Copy
Analyzes clarity, tone, value communication, and whether your message actually makes sense.
"Your headline explains less than a cryptic fortune cookie."
Emotional damage, but make it actionable.
Because boring audits don't get shared.
Your CompleteRoast Report
Scores, video, transcript, and actionable fixes — all in one savage package
This website isn't just leaking leads. It's hemorrhaging them.
Not AnotherLifeless PDF Audit
Forget boring spreadsheets and corporate jargon. This is website feedback that actually gets watched, shared, and acted on.
Professional voice narration brings every roast to life
Perfectly timed visual gags that make the critique memorable
Cinematic editing that turns feedback into entertainment
Video format perfect for team meetings and social media
"Your call-to-action is hiding harder than Bigfoot..."
Entertainment MeetsBusiness Intelligence
This isn't just a funny video. It's a diagnostic tool wrapped in entertainment — designed to surface real issues that are costing you real money.
Find Why You're Not Converting
Discover the exact friction points killing your conversions before they cost you another lead.
Get an Outside Perspective
See your website through fresh eyes. Sometimes you're too close to spot what's broken.
Understand Trust Issues
Learn what's making visitors hesitate before they click that CTA or fill out your form.
See What Hurts First Impressions
Your homepage has 3 seconds to make an impact. Find out if you're wasting them.
Get a Fix Report If Needed
Not just problems — get prioritized, actionable recommendations you can implement today.
Share Internally with Your Team
Finally, a website audit your team will actually watch. Share the roast and align on fixes.
Real feedback. Real fixes. Real results.
Laughed First.Fixed Second.
"I laughed, then I realized it was right."
Result: Fixed our homepage. Conversions up 47%.
Sarah K.
E-commerce Founder
"It roasted our homepage and exposed exactly why our leads were weak."
Result: Best $39 we've spent on marketing this year.
Marcus T.
Marketing Director
"Way more useful than a boring audit PDF."
Result: Now using this for all our client sites.
Jennifer L.
Agency Owner
"Brutal honesty wrapped in comedy. My team actually watched the whole thing."
Result: Shared it in our Slack. Everyone agreed.
David R.
SaaS Founder
"Called out our trust issues in the first 10 seconds. We fixed them that week."
Result: Lead form submissions doubled.
Amanda P.
Business Coach
Average Rating
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Questions?We've Got Answers.
The free preview gives you a 15-second roast video with a quick overall verdict and a teaser score snapshot. It's enough to see if your site has major issues — and to get a taste of the full roast experience.
The $20 Full Roast Video includes the complete meme-style roast video with AI voice narration, background music, meme image popups, full score breakdowns across all categories, and a downloadable MP4 file you can share with your team.
The $39 Full Roast + Fix Report includes everything in the $20 version PLUS a detailed written breakdown of all issues found, prioritized fix recommendations, conversion optimization tips, trust signal improvements, copy suggestions, UX recommendations, and a downloadable PDF report.
No. This is NOT a subscription. It's a one-time payment. You pay once, get your roast, and that's it. No recurring charges. No hidden fees. No auto-renewals.
The free preview is 15 seconds. The full roast video is typically 2-4 minutes depending on how many issues we find on your site. (More issues = longer roast. Sorry not sorry.)
It's meant to be funny and honest — not cruel. We roast the site, not your soul. The tone is sharp and witty, but the goal is to surface real issues in an entertaining way. You can also choose your roast intensity: Mild, Savage, or Nuclear.
Absolutely. Many agencies and consultants use EMO Website Roast to audit client sites. The roast format makes it easier to communicate issues in a way that clients actually pay attention to. Just make sure you have permission to analyze their site.
Any business website works — landing pages, e-commerce sites, SaaS homepages, service business sites, portfolios, agency sites, etc. If it's meant to convert visitors into leads or customers, we can roast it.
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Paste your URL and let EMO tell you what your website visitors are already thinking.